O Futuro é a seguir

Grocery Store | California, USA

Me: “Ok sir, your total today is $62.30.”

Customer: *serious* “That was a good year. I remember it well….”

Me: “6230?!”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “…”

Há cabrões com sorte

DENTON, Texas – A man in Denton, Texas who was expecting a shipment of tools instead received a 30-pound brick of marijuana that police say is worth more than $10,000. Officer Ryan Grelle says the man opened the box Monday night, realized it contained drugs and contacted police.

The package from the Pharr area was handled by UPS in McAllen on Jan. 6. and apparently was intended for a Dallas address.

The Denton Record-Chronicle reports no such address exists in Dallas, so the package wound up 40 miles to the northwest at the similar address in Denton

Este gajo tem um transformer sem rodas

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Tudo pode acontecer

E eu podia ter mamas

podíamos ter ganho

E a Sida? E a pobreza?

União Europeia quer lâmpadas incandescentes erradicadas até 2012

A entrevista que faltava

Aqui.

Phony, you big skinny PHONY

A personagem do Bruno Nogueira no sketch dos motoqueiros, o empregado de mesa, é uma cópia da Anne do Little Britain.



Isto vindo do gajo que criticou pessoas que foram ao "levanta-te e ri" por "copiarem o Seinfeld".

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Ja sabia

Q: What is christianity?

A: It is the belief that a two- thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.